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Maybe it was inevitable, but with at least 4 open threads on the front page of the Crown Heights forum about gun shots and several others about muggings, some locals are saying enough already.  Not with the gun shots themselves, but enough with the posts about them.

“I’ve been seeing gunshot posts on this board for the past few years, and frankly I dont find them interesting nor informative! Maybe it’s just me, but hearing gunshots in Crown Heights or for that matter Brooklyn North, is not all that uncommon. If theres something unusual about the gunshots, IE: gunshots coupled with someone getting shot or some other strange incident please feel free to post, otherwise lets just chalk it up to fireworks.”

This was posted by King without a crown along with a poll asking users “Do you find Gunshot posts informative?” King without a crown, it should be noted, has a reputation for exaggerating the level of danger in the neighborhood.  If you see the expression on the boards “to KWAC”  you should know it has the following definition as laid out by Watchuwant in a previous thread:

“KWAK- the act of making a block and/or neighborhood sound or seem worse by giving statistics that may or may not be completely correct and anecdotes that scare potential residents.”

As of now, the poll is fairly split between locals who care to hear about gunshots, and locals who find that it needlessly creates paranoia.  Cast your vote and state your case at 

Fjord seems to have touched a nerve with a recent post outlining why a particular stretch of Prospect Place deserves to be called out for it’s griminess:

“The north side of Prospect Place between Washington and Underhill (for a huge stretch) is just plain disgusting, riddled with litter, and a black eye for the folks that live on the block.

1. Walking from the east, you now have—in the last week—a construction plywood fence that extends nearly to the street. With the weeds, etc, it’s a literal maze. Nearly unpassable with strollers or grocery/laundry carts.
2. Right next to this is run-down and boarded-up stone front bldg, sidewalk overgrown with a glut of weeds (and little pest trees as well).
3. Continuing down the block, Prospect Place is stuck with the ass-end of the warehouse that has its entry on St. Marks. From Prospect, it looks abandoned.
4. A few more steps, and there’s the stillbirth bldg, one of the many in Brooklyn frozen in mid-construction we can thank Scarano architecture firm for…”

A litany of similar complaints about the block follows by folks that live on it or nearby.  Excerpts:

PHrez: “Lots of litter and dog shit around here. The supers of these buildings don’t seem to care either. No pride in the neighborhood.”

ProspectPlaceGirl: “seems like the whole part of that block is in a giant violation. “

alafairnadia:  “I don’t walk that block. too many blind spots/side “alleys”. terrifying to a single woman.”

Nor’easter: “I too will go out of my way not to walk that block – sigh…”

Lo Kee: “What a toilet.” 

And there’s plenty more negativity about what seems to be the unofficial crappiest block in Prospect Heights. Some were more positive however:

doctorj: “Worst block in a great neighborhood = best block to buy into for the long term. One day it’ll be fixed.”

and the lone admirer:
bobbybrummel: “I HAPPEN TO THINK OUR BLOCK IS A VERY NICE BLOCK.” 

Any ideas on how to salvage this suffering block?  Save the day at Prospect Heights Message Board -Prospect Place btw. Underhill and Washington :: Brooklynian.com

Several people logged on to the Crown Heights board Saturday night to see if anyone had the inside scoop on a low flying, loud and lingering helicopter near Franklin and Eastern.  With the recent spate of gun shot threads on the board, one might assume that an uptick in violence may have brought out the whirlybirds. Or that cops were trying to disperse crowds from the day’s Panamanian Parade.  There was speculating, then our own cccc delivered the inside scoop:

“The police officer was hit by an object thrown off one of the rooftops. They are using helicopters to search the roofs. The PO had a serious laceration and was taken to Kings County Hospital.  I know for fact this is what happened”

cccc keeps his sources to himself, but the story is soon verified in the local news.  This one had a happy ending which you can read about at  Crown Heights Message Board: helicopter circling over my block–what’s the deal :: Brooklynian.com | Brooklyn Blog and Message Boards

We’re still waiting for conclusions in the gun shot threads…

bill c:

“in today’s ny times.com, a photo spread of that hip new brooklyn neighborhood. “

sje:

“Prospect Heights is in the NY Times Travel section today, with 2 pictures of my shop! The photographer came a few weeks ago, and I totally forgot about it:
http://travel.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/travel/1…..surfacing.html?ref=travel
Nice!”

Indeed, Prospect Heights was featured as “Brooklyn’s New Hipster Outpost” in the NYTimes.com Travel section.  There is a slideshow of a handful of shops on Vanderbilt in addition to the article. While local shop owners were pleased with the shout-out, others found the location of the article amusing, if not insulting.
Nor’easter:

“It’s pretty cold that the NYT put this in the TRAVEL section.”

Prospect Heights (and local businesses) in the NYT :: Brooklynian.com | Brooklyn Blog and Message Boards

Neighborhood newcomer ams recently stopped by the PH boards to ask about safety near her new apartment by the PH/CH border.

“I just moved to the area, from the very different California. I love my apartment, but I haven’t been comfortable walking, especially by myself or at night. I know live at the edge of Prospect Heights (st marks & grand), but I just wanted to know how comfortable the people here felt in the area – especially females. Do you feel safe taking the subways/shuttle and walking home?”

People who live around there left varying responses about how safe they feel, and their street wise advice on how to avoid getting mugged.  But meanwhile on the Crown Heights board sillybilly was posting an account of a mugging that happened just up the street from ams’s new place.

“Just A Public Service Announcement: Friend & neighbor in my building was mugged last night (10/6/2008) around 10:30 pm on Prospect Place (btwn. Grand & Classon). Friend was coming home approaching our building and was accosted by a young fellow in hoodie asking for directions. The assailant wouldn’t let my friend pass and all of a sudden he was surrounded by 4 to 5 other “yutes” wearing hoodies and holding something metal to his neck, while rifling through his pockets & bag. Lost cell, wallet, etc. Punks demanded pin numbers but friend provided fake ones. The crew tried to withdraw cash (got nada) but were successful in charging several metrocards to the credit cards.

Friend called cops (the ol’ 77 pct.) who were serious and helpful. They all drove around for 30 mins. looking for the punks – to no avail.”

So to answer the original question, muggings do happen and it’s best to use some street smarts when walking home alone at night.  Stop by the thread to hear about how Slappy McBluelips suggests you use a decoy to minimize the risk when getting mugged.  And share your own street wise knowledge at Crown Heights Message Board – Mugging on Prospect Place (btwn. Grand & Classon) :: Brooklynian.com

The neighborhood’s greatest and only bike shop is leaving Vanderbilt Ave.  The news came courtesy of bill c who wrote “sad to hear they are relocating as the owners were great people and super knowledgable about bikes. but i hope they get some more space in their
new shop as this location was a bit submarine-like.”  Guvna shares in the sadness: “I saw the ‘store for rent’ sign yesterday and cried inside.”

The closest places to get a bike fix or to put some air in your tires are now R&A Cycles on 5th or Dixon’s on Union.  The new location of Bicycle Station will be 171 Park Ave. @ Adelphi.

Share in the grieving at Prospect Heights Message Board: bike station moving from vanderbilt (Brooklynian.com)

Get your head out the gutter, you.  We’re talking about those big, obsolete vehicles that some folks seem to fancy. Well, someone who lives on Lincoln between Washington and Classon, also reserves a parking spot for their Hummer using cones.

From Slappy McBluelips:
“Does anyone know the deal with the impeccably maintained Hummer H2s on Lincoln Pl? … I was amazed to see that they put up orange cones to protect the parking spot! And no one took the spot, of course. I came back down the block to get some food, and the black H2 was back and the cones were gone. How can they get away with this? Whoever owns this car must have some serious street cred in order to to this. I always wondered how those two cars always have the same spots – now we know.”

As if parking was already tough enough to come by.  Lox says he has some insight how someone manages to get away with this … but you’ll have to click the link below to read about this alleged reason.
Learn secrets of the streets at Prospect Heights Message Board: Hummers on Lincoln b/w Washington and Classon :: Brooklynian.com

Last week blyamanda hipped the board to a new theme night at Barrette on Vanderbilt Ave.  “Heads up–there’s going to be a queer night at Barrette this Sunday night (October 5) from 8-12. Special guest DJ, go-go dancer (Belle, from 9:30-11:30), and the bartenders you know and love! The more, the merrier!” It’s not yet clear from the thread if this will be a recurring theme night.  But we have received some word on how the first one went.

jarvis said it was “great. maybe 95% ladies.. mostly ph/slope/ev/so. slope peeps.”  alafairnadia writes: “I wandered in around 9:30 or so and the place was slammed. and loud. and young. so, er, I went and drank champagne
with the working peeps stuck at beast. whoops. I found out later some folks I know were near the stage but I
couldn’t see it from the door/2 ft. in that I could manage to wander into. how were the not-naked lap dances?”

So how were the not-naked lap dances?  Was your lap not-naked danced upon?  Do tell at Prospect Heights Message Board: New Queer Night at Barrette! (Brooklynian.com)

Start your weekend off right by entering to win one of “three beautiful, form fitting Australian wool sweaters, emblazoned and bedazzled with a ‘Sex Apples’ logo.” sje AKA the owner of Red Lipstick, a boutique on Vanderbilt is the poster of this contest and current proprietor of the Sex Apple sweaters.  “What’s a sex apple?” asks Lo Kee. There actually is an answer and it’s revealed on the owner’s blog at http://www.redlipstick.net/blog

Contest details at Prospect Heights Message Board: Sex Apples Sweater Contest (Brooklynian.com)

sterling2000 just recounted a beatdown he witnessed on his block of Sterling near Tom’s Diner: “I was working from home Monday when I heard a commotion on the street. There’s an older gent who…constantly sweeps and curses at the air or anyone who comes within his orbit (including dogs and children). I think his racial epithets are my favorite.

Anyhow, he got into it with a much, much younger kid and he went into one his his slurred, trash-talking rants I’ve become accustomed to
hearing. After a few minutes of this nose-to-nose showdown the younger kid just decks him with a single punch…I think there was a general feeling of karma at play.”

The discussion that follows explores the intricate ethical quandary of: “is it OK to punch an old man who is being a pain in the ass?”  Most posters say they’d choose a path of non-violence in this scenario, though many see the youth in the story as an agent of karma.  Everyone agrees that if this guy comes near their dog, he better watch out. Maybe you met this guy too?
What would you do? Prospect Heights Message Board: A karmic beat-down on Sterling (Brooklynian.com)