Cobwebs, spiders, and jack-o-lanterns aren’t making kids wet their pants anymore– so thank goodness for St. Ann’s Hellhouse with it’s mock-up of Evangelical church haunted houses that peddle fear better than FOX News! This month’s terror level? Orange! How festive. Getting knocked up in high school is horrifying! Oh, the pure evil of homosexuals! Oh, the LOL.
Has anyone checked this out yet? Don’t be a halloweenie. Get in on the discussion of local haunts before the gig is up and you’re picking miniature Butterfingers out of your upper molars.