near 459 Dean St, originally uploaded by threecee.
What are you looking for in your Prospect Heights Utopia? The wish list grows:
– A reasonable selection of vegan dog bakeries
– Stroller-only sidewalks
– All weedspots turned into hemp sandal emporiums
– Any non-baked foodstuffs should also be available in smoothie form
– Washington avenue turned into a kitten run (sweaters required)
– A curfue for all the thugs
– A spell check feature
– A Corfu for all the Greek thugs
– Bodegas that sell yarn, bubble tea, and ponies
– A space for womyn to congregate and synchronize menstruation while performing modern dance
– More section 8 housing
– 5 or 6 methadone clinics
– A gun shop
– A strip joint
– A 50-foot high, impenetrable brick wall to protect us from gentrification
– A huge sports complex surrounded by a couple dozen high-end skyscraper condos
What will you wish for on the Prospect Heights Message Board?