No… You’re not seeing things. We have evidence that, within the past year or so, the Park Slope stroller brigades have been stealthily sneaking across the Maginot Line Flatbush Ave., populating PH buildings and brownstones with alarming speed and efficiency. Sterling2000 reports on the Prospect Heights Message Board:
“When I moved into my 20-unit building 2 1/2 years ago there were only my two kids. Since then, two more have been born to building residents, three others have moved in and there are currently at least three more on their way soon.”
“So, by my three-year anniversary in PH next March, the tot population of my building alone will have increased by at least 400% while the adult demographics have remained the same.”
Read more about the Tot Invasion (and Corduroy Kid, the new PH store pictured above) on the Prospect Heights Message Board
in my nabe, crown heights, a mini-phalanax of doe-eyed kids just moved into the apt. below me. they run wild all day in the hallways and stairwell. cute, yes. a harbringer of things to come, certainly.