DH regular armchair_warrior has been swarmed by Realtors(TM) who want to list his building: “today i got my third realtor asking me if they could list my building with them. they all said they been waiting around for me. i vist that building like few times a week at diffrent times.”
And putting it on craigslist only added to the feeding frenzy, leading AW to ask, “Are realtors vultures?”
Eh… not exactly. As doctorj points out: “Realtors are definitely not vultures. Vultures feed mostly on the dead. So unless you expect your project to tank… I would say realtors are more like leeches. Or maybe more like Plasmodium falciparum, which has different life-cycle strategies for infesting different hosts.”
Go to the Prospect Heights Message Board to find out: Are Realtors Vultures Or Leeches?
… and gosh, why don’t they advertise on this site?? (Note: This is sarcasm. The joke is that realtors would not want to advertise on a site where they are being called leeches. But you know what? The only thing worse than being called a leech is not being called a leech.)