pensodyssey announces in the Prospect Heights Message Boards:
It’s strange! It’s savage! It’s cruel! It’s called… GentriConfrontation ™ !!!
Here’s how you play: all you have to do is see how quickly you can turn any topic into an “anti-gentrification” rant!
Example: Suppose a person posts on where the best place to buy beer is. You could respond sensibly (“The Met on Vanderbilt has really improved its selection”), or you could reply humorously (“I really like the beer at Jackie’s 5th Amendment”). These would be good replies… but if you want to win GentrifiConfrontation ™, you’d have to reply like this:
“Back in the day, you could only get 40’s of OE there. Too bad all the yuppies moved in.”
YOU’VE BEEN GENTRICONFRONTED!! DO NOT PASS SODA, DO NOT COLLECT YOU CRACK VIALS!!!
C’mon everybody! It’s as fun as kids in bars, it’s as free as apartments on
Crazy Lane, and it’s easier than a boycott!!
*legalese voice over*
Gentriconfrontation ™ is a registered trademark and is in no way affiliated with Soda, Crazy Lane, or Brooklyn Brew. Gentriconfrontation ™ may not be reproduced, copied, or disseminated with the expressed written consent of Bruce Ratner. GentriConfrontation ™ is not yet available for play in neighborhoods outside of Prospect Heights, and its satellite colony, Park Slope.
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