Caution: This post contains Salty Language.
From Finslippy, the funniest Parent Blog in Prospect Heights:
“My son has been cursing lately. I don’t believe he’s cursing for effect, as he doesn’t check us for a reaction–as he might do before he, say, brains another child with a dump truck. For example: the other day he made himself comfortable on the couch — Raisins? Check. Sippy cup? Check — and called out: ‘Turn on the TV.’ Before I could respond, he repeated, ‘Turn on the damn TV, please.’ Well!”
“And then yesterday, as he pulled an oversized book from the shelf, he exclaimed, ‘Wow — this is a big fucking book!’ I tried my best not to laugh, but I did anyway. Luckily he didn’t notice, as he was hidden behind the big fucking book.”
LINK: It Can Now Be Revealed [finslippy]
Yeah, my baby bro used to do that – when he was about 4, he was “4 going on 16”, the age of his oldest brother, who he worshipped. Motherf*cker was a particular favorite, and my mom used to yell at us for snickering whenever he said it. Oddly, at 15, his language is much cleaner than it was when he was in preschool.