quig writes: “After cleaning up merde du chiene in front of my building, I’m declaring war… and I’m calling one offender out.”
(Setting: Underhill near Sterling, early Friday AM)
(Man walking dog pauses; dog “drops anchor” in the street. Man and dog continue journey.)
Quig: Excuse me, are you short a bag? I have one right here.
Gent: No.
Quig: Well, you have to clean up the crap, you know. It’s the law.
Gent: Are you a cop?
Quig: No.
Gent: Well, if you look at the sign, it has street cleaning.
Quig: That doesn’t help me if I step in it. It’s the law you have to clean it up.
Gent: Mind your own business.
Quig: It’s the law…. (macro)
Gent: Say that one more time, and I’ll punch you in the face.
Me: I bet you would.
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“Off I went to the park with my two dogs… Adrenal gland sparking off in my head.”
PHOTO: Curb Your Dog’s Enthusiasm, Part 3 [NYC Photoblog of Distinction: what about the plastic animals?]
In the above exchange, you need to replace “Gent” with “Total Fucking Douchebag”.
A few weeks ago I was picking up my dog’s mess with a plastic bag pulled from the dispenser attached to his leash. A kid nearby asked what I had in my hand. “It’s a doggie bag,” I responded. To which the kid, befuddled at such a novel invention, said, “Weird.”
I don’t get it. Props to you, Quig!
You need a camera. Take the fucker’s picture, then tell him a few times. Yeah, he may bust up a tooth, but be prepared to duck. Then you got that fuck on assault charges.
If a person takes a shit in the street they are supposed to clean it up too right?
this is what ruins it for all dog owners. i personally despise dogs. but not enough to not have tried some sauteed dog in guangzhou once.
in my most disturbed dreams, i pick up the dog feces w/ my latex gloves and throw it in the owner’s face. that is truly what they deserve. to have a taste of shit in their mouth.
So you did eat dog, or you didn’t? I’m confused by the double negatives. If you did, how did it taste? Like chicken?
i did. it tastes like a cross between squab (a small pigeon) and duck. it’s actually quite good, since chinese chefs are artisans in their own right. squab can be had in most chinese restaurants in bklyn chinatown or manhattan chinatown or flushing chinatown.
On the other side of this coin, I pick the poop from my 2 tiny dogs up EVERY TIME, no matter what, yet have been yelled at many times by people who think that the street in front of their houses should be totally immune from any dogs whatsoever. They literally stand in their yards, and yell at you for just stopping there, even if the dog is just sniffing around. So, here’s a hearty FUG YOU to those buttwhipes. Move to the country! Ahh, that felt good.
Yeah, someone should try to get a picture of the guy. It worked for that scammer, and what he was doing wasn’t (debatably) criminal, whereas not cleaning up after your dog is definitely against the law.
Quig, maybe you just need to get some bigger dogs. Then you can tell this schmo what to do.
Here is what you are going to do, because this meathead obviously lives near by. You dont think he walked more than a block to let his dog shit?
1. Carry the camera in the early morning and in the evening. Get his picture. Get picture of crap.
2. Follow him to see where he lives.
3. Talk to mail delivery person to learn his name.
4. Publish his photo, name, address, and crap here and on Craiglist and Ebay.
5. Enjoy justice.
are you really ltjbukem?