Who convinced NASCAR to put their name on a box of grape tomatoes? Quite possibly, the former NASCAR guy who now wants to sell the last-place New Jersey Nets to Brooklyn. Tomatoes, NASCAR–You know, it’s "that whole Southern thing." This could be the perfect endorsement opportunity for John Kerry. After all, who among us doesn’t love NASCAR Brand Grape Tomatoes?
And what store in Brooklyn stocks NASCAR Brand Grape Tomatoes, anyway? These were a donation to a Park Slope soup kitchen. There is a good chance they may have come from the Food Coop. Food Coopers, confirm or deny.