Brooklynite Josh has gone nearly 5 days without posting news about Jared Fogle, though he continues to misspell the Subway spokesperson’s last name. Despite the lull, we can confirm that Jared has not died from unexplained causes, he has not been busted for cocaine possession, he has not been diagnosed with AIDS, and he did not have a gastric bypass operation. IMAGE: Lettuce.org
Jared needs to do something newsworthy!